Things I’d rather do than go to therapy every week:
- Anything else
- Buy a motorcycle
- Roll around in the mud
- Drink vodka
- Drink vodka on the subway
- Drink vodka at work
- Work
- Work while drinking vodka
- Something something vodka
- Sketch a picture of a unicorn with a unibrow wearing a unitard
- Sleep
- Think about sleeping
- Reminisce about the 2nd grade
- Enroll in the 2nd grade
- Imitate a rhinoceros
- Think about vodka while sleeping on a rhinoceros. At work
- Pet a puppy
- Eat pancakes
That’s about it.
