Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat....

Phone Call # 1

Moi: [Redacted] Center for the Arts…How may I help you?

Caller: May I park in the lot when I come to class?

Moi: Yes, just make sure you sign in at the front desk.

Caller: Can I sign in when I get there?

Moi: ….yeah….

Caller: I might sign in first, and then park the car, is that ok?

Moi: ……


Phone Call # 2 

Moi: [Redacted] Page Center, how may I help you?

Caller: Hi!!!!!

Moi: Hello…!…?

Caller: How are you?!?!

Moi: I’m doing well, and you?

Caller: I’m great!! Thank you so much for asking!!! You know, I was thinking of coming to the show tonight…!! :) :) :) :)

Moi: That’s..uh…great…!

Caller: So do I need a ticket?

Moi: Yes. You can just show up at the door to get a ticket at this point.

Caller: Should I give you my credit card?

Moi: No, this isn’t the box office. If you just show up you’ll be able to get a ticket. There are plenty of seats left for tonight.

Caller: I’m on Medicaid

Moi: ….Ok…..?

Caller: Do you think they will give me a discount?

Moi: I don’t know…you could try…..

Caller: Do you think if I tell them I’m on Medicaid and since I’m older I’ll get a discount?

Moi: I really don’t know, they might if you ask…..

Caller: How much do you think the discount might be?

Moi: Again, I don’t know. I’m not sure if they will give you a discount.

Caller: Can you ask?

Moi: The box office isn’t open yet…you’ll have to just ask when you get here…

Caller: How much are tickets?

Moi: $25

Caller: So maybe I could get a discount?

Moi: *sigh*

Caller: Is there a train that will come by my house?

Moi: I don’t know where you live, but there is a Redline station about a block from here…. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caller: Does that go by me?

Moi: It might…..(!@&*#^*&$^*(&^$(#^$(*#&^$*#&@^#%&@)

Caller: Do you have a show next week?

Moi: Yes. Saturday at 8pm

Caller: And a show tonight?

Moi: Yes…..??!?

Caller: But not Sunday?

Moi: NO…..

Caller: The show is at 8 tonight?

Moi: …….yes.

Caller: Thank you so much!!!!