Daily Horoscope:
Gemini - April 27, 2009
Your attitude toward others pushes you to meet people who could be considered by a large majority as eccentric, dear Gemini. In fact, most people probably would think them to be downright strange. You will be happy to meet such a person, who ultimately may not be unfamiliar to you. Strangely enough, it most likely will be yourself.
SUPER ROBOT HOROSCOPE TRANSLATION
OH HAI ALEGNA,
USE YOUR ATTITUDE TO PUSH OTHER PEOPLE ON THE SUBWAY TODAY. YOU WILL FEEL COMPELLED TO MEET A LOT PEOPLE WHO ARE WEIRD, IF NOT WEIRDER THAN YOU, DEAR CRAZYPANTS. TRY LOOKING ON TWITTER. THEY ARE THE CRAZIEST. [IN A GOOD WAY] YOU WILL BE VERY HAPPY WHEN YOU MEET SAID PEOPLE. ALSO, I HOPE YOU ENJOY BEING SCHIZOPHRENIC BECAUSE ALL THE ‘PEOPLE’ I SAID YOU WERE GOING TO MEET ARE JUST YOU, YOURSELF, AND A CAT. ALSO, WAY TO GO SPILLING WATER ALL OVER YOURSELF AT WORK JUST NOW.
ALWAYS IN OPRAH,
ROBO HOBO ROBOT FORTUNE TELLER
