August 2009
3 posts
Give Me Bread or Give Me Death
My roommate recently proposed we go on the Aktins* diet–emphasis on die for two weeks to prepare for her impending trip to California. I however, will be taking a poor man’s (or woman’s) stay-cation in Chicago. In other words, my bank account has been depleted by the interest fees I have accumulated from charging various things to my credit card, such as jillions of music files from iTunes or that...
Spandex at the Bank
I was watching American Gladiators today
YES…..
AMERICAN GLADIATORS!
As opposed to Russian or Central American Gladiators.
One may question why anyone with standards or a life would watch such a program*…but I have three words for you: Men In Spandex.
Pure 100% Genuine 1980’s SPANDEX.
Spandex. Wrapping approximately eight men with physiques even Chuck Norris would envy, like...